Wouldn't it be great if..

Wouldn't it be great if a giant 50 foot stapler unveiled itself from the deep, dark depths of a far away cave?
If I'm completely honest, I think that'd be pretty damn brilliant. Then again, that's just me, I often find myself thinking cool yet bizarrely strange things such as this. Imagine though, I'll set the scene..
You wake up to find that today is yet another boring, worthless day filled with boring, worthless work/school. You decide you must go to the shops before invading the workplace with your bad mood. So, you make a quick de-tour for an emergency sugary substance stop. You are inside your beloved Asda/Tesco/Morrisons attempting to browse the sweet goods amongst all those annoyingly high-pitched children on their way to learn numbers and such. As you are grasping the chunky yet deliciously fun-filled Mars Bar you've been eyeing, you hear blood curdling screams arousing from the car park just outside. At first you don't take notice ''Just some silly kids..'' you mutter to yourself. But then, more and more people begin to shout. ''What on earth?..'' you wonder. Whilst keeping your grasp firmly around your chosen Mars Bar, you begin to dawdle towards the entrance of the supermarket, looking around in astonishment at the masses of screaming citizens running inside. You begin to panic, yet still wish to see what has caused all of this obvious commotion..And then you see it. The gigantic, metal machine coming towards the car park shooting monstrous spikey staples at innocent bystanders. Everyone is in deadlock, not knowing where to go, what to do, who to turn to. But not you. No, you, my friend have a growing urge to touch the stapler..to tell the stapler that you mean it no harm, to see the stapler upclose for what it really is. Therefore, with growing strength, you march over to the beast and hold out your Mars Bar. The monster is stunned for a few tense moments..However it greatfully accepts the gift you present before it. It lowers itself for you to climb aboard and you carry out the rest of your day shooting enemies with murderous, razor-sharp staples.

Personally,I'd love for that to happen.
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