Wouldn't it be great if..

Wouldn't it be great if a giant 50 foot stapler unveiled itself from the deep, dark depths of a far away cave?
If I'm completely honest, I think that'd be pretty damn brilliant. Then again, that's just me, I often find myself thinking cool yet bizarrely strange things such as this. Imagine though, I'll set the scene..
You wake up to find that today is yet another boring, worthless day filled with boring, worthless work/school. You decide you must go to the shops before invading the workplace with your bad mood. So, you make a quick de-tour for an emergency sugary substance stop. You are inside your beloved Asda/Tesco/Morrisons attempting to browse the sweet goods amongst all those annoyingly high-pitched children on their way to learn numbers and such. As you are grasping the chunky yet deliciously fun-filled Mars Bar you've been eyeing, you hear blood curdling screams arousing from the car park just outside. At first you don't take notice ''Just some silly kids..'' you mutter to yourself. But then, more and more people begin to shout. ''What on earth?..'' you wonder. Whilst keeping your grasp firmly around your chosen Mars Bar, you begin to dawdle towards the entrance of the supermarket, looking around in astonishment at the masses of screaming citizens running inside. You begin to panic, yet still wish to see what has caused all of this obvious commotion..And then you see it. The gigantic, metal machine coming towards the car park shooting monstrous spikey staples at innocent bystanders. Everyone is in deadlock, not knowing where to go, what to do, who to turn to. But not you. No, you, my friend have a growing urge to touch the stapler..to tell the stapler that you mean it no harm, to see the stapler upclose for what it really is. Therefore, with growing strength, you march over to the beast and hold out your Mars Bar. The monster is stunned for a few tense moments..However it greatfully accepts the gift you present before it. It lowers itself for you to climb aboard and you carry out the rest of your day shooting enemies with murderous, razor-sharp staples.

Personally,I'd love for that to happen.
xxx

Small one.

is anyone else overly excited at the fact they're showing all the Star Wars movies on tv again? For me, that is Christmas. Haha, first sign of Christmas isn't snow or advent calendars or trees. No, my friends, it is indeed the first showing of Star Wars: A New Hope.
And tonight, the sequel:) so basically every Sunday from last weeks is definately not a free day.
Hmm..Airbourne gig on Monday. It was totally not what i expected at all. I didn't really know what to expect but whatever the expectations were, it exceeded them massively.
It was amazing, to be fair. My ears were still ringing on Thursday. The sign of a good gig is if afterwards you're dripping sweaty and can't hear a thing. i was definately drippy and deaf:)
Dear me, i appear to have no friends, however I still manage to use up all the money on my phone quicker than Spiderman can build a web house..(that's very fast btw). Anyone going to Kerrang! tour in January?
ciaoxx

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well, well, well. It was only a matter of time i guess until Claire created a blog to record her pointless ramblings. Aha. Nothing really mint has happened at the minute that I can write about to be honest. Which is rather ironic as I've finally got somewhere to record things and I've got nothing worth recording. Oooh. Scrap that, guess where Claire's been tonight?
A dog show:) with Cat and Sarah. It was pretty darn good. Richard Curtis is, infact, my new hero. He is amazing at his job and very entertaining, i might add. My 3 favourite Mr. Curtis quotes of the night:
1. "You people are like 'Eurgh, spit on your dog?' but I'm telling you, it works!"
2. "Cheese and sausages..that's sexy food."
3. "Well i love my girls, I've got 5 bitches"
Teehee, a little immature, fair enough, but funny all the same. Also laughing at the obese lady wearing a giraffe t-shirt eating crisps and the girl doing demonstrations with the funny neck. Bless her.
Anyway, ow ow ow ow ow!!!! OW!!
Sorry, major bout of foot cramp. Dear me. Erm..well, I'm currently watching Russel Watson on Children In Need just for your curiosity purposes:) I'm going to go design Chippa's tattoo then I'm off to sleep.
Goodnight Dear Earthlings!
xx